Thursday 5 March 2015

Shopping


excited young woman with shopping bag on the head
Crazy

excited student winning online and shopping onling using credit
"shopping is a game I can WIN every time!"

Excited family at the dealer buying a car and celebrating
"Thank you to the gods of retail who hath brought these great deals to us today, thank you!"

Image of excited shopaholics being excited of the sale in the mall standing on the foreground
*screams at the window, then each other, then the window*

Thursday 28 August 2014

Mary

Senior Couple Walking Through Sand Dunes On Winter Beach - stock photo
Haha Mary, isn't being retired great?!
Senior Couple Walking Through Sand Dunes On Winter Beach - stock photo
Woah, where are we going Mary, how exciting!
Senior Couple Running Along Winter Beach - stock photo
Haha Mary you'd better have dragged me all the way here for something good

Senior Couple Running Along Winter Beach - stock photo
This isn't going anywhere, is it Mary? Dammit Mary.

Wednesday 6 August 2014

Thumbs up



THE CHILDREN HAVE ALLOWED ME TO LIVE

Asian smiling kindergarten boy gives thumbs up - stock photo

Especially this kid. He means business.

Wednesday 2 July 2014

Best (or worst) of celebrity photos

Sean Diddy Combs at a public appearance for Sean Diddy Combs Unveils Wax Figure at Madame Tussauds New York, Madame Tussauds New York, New York December 15, 2009  - stock photo
P Diddy straightening his own bow tie

Blondie's Deborah Harry, Chris Stein on stage for The NBC Today Show Concert with Blondie and Lily Allen, Rockefeller Center, New York, NY, May 25, 2007 - stock photo

Debbie Harry pulling a face

Justin Bieber on stage for NBC Today Show Concert with Justin Bieber, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY June 4, 2010 - stock photo
When Justin still had fans

Fergie on stage for NBC Today Show Concert with The Black Eyed Peas, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY June 12, 2009  - stock photo

What are you wearing?

Russell Brand on stage for NBC Today Show Concert with AMERICAN IDOL Winner and Runner-Up, Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY June 3, 2010 - stock photo

Agh! Put it away!

Lindsay Lohan at talk show appearance for The Late Show with David Letterman, Ed Sullivan Theater, New York, NY, May 09, 2007 - stock photo

Lindsey looking as though someone has just slighted her

Jorge Garcia at in-store appearance for McFarlane Toys Launch LOST Action Figures, Toys R Us Times Square, New York, NY, November 06, 2006 - stock photo

This photo of Hurley with an action figure of himself

Miley Cyrus at a public appearance for BOLT ACROSS AMERICA with Miley Cyrus, Central Park, New York, NY, July 25, 2008  - stock photo

Back when Miley wasn't annoying and weird, aww bless

Brad Pitt at a public appearance for Clinton Global Initiative - THU, Sheraton New York Hotel and Towers, New York, NY, USA September 24, 2009 - stock photo

Brad Pitt looking exhausted

Wilhelmina Model, Leonardo DiCaprio wax figure, Wilhelmina Model at Leonardo DiCaprio Wax Figure Unveiling, Madame Tussauds Times Square, New York, November 15, 2007 - stock photo

This creepy waxwork of Leo Dicaprio

Monday 23 June 2014

People failing at reading books

They are for decorative purposes only:

Female student reads the book at the library. Knowledge - stock photo
woman detail sitting on a brown sofa reading a book - stock photo
Close-up portrait of a female student holding book in front of her face in the library - stock photo
Woman hiding behind the green book - stock photo
Woman with red book - stock photo
Man hiding behind a book - stock photo

ಠ_ಠ

at least there was a man in there somewhere

Wednesday 11 June 2014

Man putting banana into car exhaust pipe

Man putting banana into car exhaust pipe - stock photo

Woah there, what evil plan has this genius hatched?

Dead man in car boot - stock photo

Oh he appears to have drugged himself and ended up in the back of his own car...somehow...

Friday 25 April 2014

Fire

A woman with red dyed hair with her head as the head of a match stick with red hair as the flame isolated on white background - stock photo
...

family and fireplace - stock photo
"Wow this telly is really high def, gather 'round, children"

man and fireplace, focus on glass - stock photo

So riveting

Young couple sitting in bathrobe for open fireplace, it is very romantic - stock photo

What is it with these men and fires?
"Honey pay attention to me please"
What is this room even? A fireplace in a sauna? He needs to open the front glass to put that wood in. So many wrongs