Lawn daisies

Don't get on the wrong side of this one

Money

I'd trust both of these individuals with my life savings.  Good job, boys

People talking

Any aliens studying Shutterstock to get a better understanding of the way humans are would think that women were very oddly behaved creatures

Condom

One condom please! Wait, 5? Okay then

Close up food mouth

Gettin' real tired of your s*** Shutterstock.  It's 9am and the first page of results looks like this:

 



I think I have a serious case for sexual harassment.  It's starting to look like bad porn.

Close up eat

Wring hands

No lady! That's not a phone! *facepalm*

Green plant

I have the sudden urge to go to a garden centre...

Animals eating

What is it with Shutterstock's photographers' obsessions with anthropomorphic dogs?

Dangerous driving

Jesus Dave get your hands back on the wheel!

Look out Dave!

Man natural

It is, of course, perfectly natural behaviour to stand in a field waving your arms about like a loony

Evolution

the apeman and the gorilla are ground friends

He's been shopping at Primark

Dough rise

i hav no idea wat im doin

Bottles of Whiskey

Close-up of sexy female rear in panties and hand with a bottle

Hundreds of years of women's rights to end up back here

Not sure what you're ever going to need this picture for

Fallen branch

Beautiful sexual girl model in erotic cloth pose on black 

Shutterstock... :[

Children digging

If we bury him deep enough, no one will ever know

Woodland park

This park in the woods is going to get very crowded very quickly

Empty classroom